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![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif) sapphirescarlet
User Number: 2133868
Date Created:2/6/04
Number of Posts: 581
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| Sapphirescarlet has morphed from housemother to sex kitten to wild thing and back again. She's not sure what she is any more, and she bets you don't know either. |
| Strengths: Strengths include her tits, her eyes, her amazing mouth, and that's before she utters a word. She's clever and funny and sharp. She occasionally draws blood. |
| Weaknesses: Weaknesses, ah yes, her weaknesses. Dark haired men who look at her, people who pry into her heart, blue cheese. Sarcasm is both her strength and her weakness, for it conceals her heart. |
| Special Skills: Sapphirescarlet is the princess of dichotomy. Is she up? Yes. Is she down? Yes. Is she "shake it all around"? But of course. Special-est skills of all are best demonstrated when all parties are naked. |
| Weapons: Her lips will bring you to your knees. Cross her, and she'll cut you. Hypno-eyez, tits-o-doom, an ass which becomes more rounded by the hour. These are just a few of the services we offer. |
| Pet Peeves: Men who forget that swinging is best done in person.
Women who are even more depressed that she is.
A salad bar with no blue cheese dressing. Sacrilege!! |
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Date: 2006-01-23 07:55 pm (UTC)Just about every salad dressing is gross.
Just thought I'd throw that in there cause I'm charming and annoying like that.
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Date: 2006-01-23 08:19 pm (UTC)Is she up?
Is she down?
Is she 'shake it all around'?
Is WAAAAY cute!!
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Date: 2006-01-23 08:21 pm (UTC)