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	sapphirescarlet User Number: 2133868 Date Created:2/6/04 Number of Posts: 581
Sapphirescarlet has morphed from housemother to sex kitten to wild thing and back again. She's not sure what she is any more, and she bets you don't know either.
Strengths: Strengths include her tits, her eyes, her amazing mouth, and that's before she utters a word. She's clever and funny and sharp. She occasionally draws blood.
Weaknesses: Weaknesses, ah yes, her weaknesses. Dark haired men who look at her, people who pry into her heart, blue cheese. Sarcasm is both her strength and her weakness, for it conceals her heart.
Special Skills: Sapphirescarlet is the princess of dichotomy. Is she up? Yes. Is she down? Yes. Is she "shake it all around"? But of course. Special-est skills of all are best demonstrated when all parties are naked.
Weapons: Her lips will bring you to your knees. Cross her, and she'll cut you. Hypno-eyez, tits-o-doom, an ass which becomes more rounded by the hour. These are just a few of the services we offer.
Pet Peeves: Men who forget that swinging is best done in person. Women who are even more depressed that she is. A salad bar with no blue cheese dressing. Sacrilege!!

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