Friday

[mynewplace]

I can't even begin to tell you all the shit that has gone down in regards to Brent's car since last night.  Suffice it to say it has a new battery and is still dead. He has officially foregone EVER thinking positively again, and I have been warned against speaking of it to him. Ever. He even pointed at me.

Between the two of us we now have 3 cars here at the office, two of which run and stop quite nicely.  Not sure how THAT'S going to be rectified. It may involve parties that are currently unknown.

kokopelleigh is officially the best friend EVERRRR in the wholewideworld.  She drove to my office to give me HER car last night, despite a migraine. Her big-ol' expensive car that speaks Swedish and told me to give her a message: "Please to be giving me regular maintenance now, yah?"  I read and obey, great Swede-cahr.  I saw "You have one new message" on the dashboard and thought "COOL! The intarwebs have found me even here!"

I don't get out much.

My mother requires my presence yet again tonight to prep and and tomorrow to sell our junk in the blazing heat.  I hope I will get enough to help me make rent, but I have serious doubts.  It is not likely.  Brent will spend the weekend alone without transportation, unless he uses my car and leaves me in Teays Valley without wheels.  That's a possibility, because I don't give a shit at this point.  I just want the yard sale junk GONE and I want air conditioning to be a primary element in my life.

Courtney is getting married today. YAY! I think there's a picnic tomorrow, or Sunday. Damn, I need to check my invitation.  There will be fire-cooked food, so I will be there, fighting the flies for my share. grrrrrrrrrrr

I woke up this morning craving fruit, and haven't completely satisfied that urge yet. I need more juice, and more raw foods. My body is likely dehydrated from all the pop and heat. I love summer food. I want lots of tomatoes and cucumbers with vinegar and a little salt - and lots of pineapple and oranges and water from a sprinkler. Yeah. That's what I want.

Comments

[gymorama.livejournal.com]

The dash message was LOLCatz as told by the Swedish Chef.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I kept hearing Jamie Lee Curtis in her lederhosen from "Trading Places".

[gymorama.livejournal.com]

just help her with her rucksack then 8^D

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Yaaah!

[reallyamermaid.livejournal.com]

I was so happy when Leigh told me she loaned you her car. She's good like that and I know it really helps you out. Tomorrow: yes, food. Lots of food! And we have everything you said you wanted. List off the top of my head: pork BBQ, Chicken Bog (Paula Deen recipe), greens, baked beans, macaroni, miniwiches, ham biscuits, veggie tray, fruit tray, cucumbers with vinegar and salt and pepper, tomato/provolone/basil salad, um, about thirty-five other things. To drink: water, soda, beer, juice boxes for the kiddies and a whole freakin CASE of champagne for the adults. Starts around 3 and ends whenever. Indoor/outdoor, so there will be A/C. Call any # on the directions if you get lost or have questions. And bring folks.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Directions, yeah. I'm gonna need directions. And some place to park the old man, because he doesn't do outside. I swear he sweats like a I-don-know-what.

[reallyamermaid.livejournal.com]

Do you still have the directions that came with the invitation? If not, I can email them.

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

i've got 'em if need be...is scarlett coming? can't remember if she finaggled out of the dad-weekend thing or not. if she's coming, i'll bring laine.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I don't know if Scarlett's coming or not. I'll letcha know when we talk on the phone tomorrow. K?

[aumonae.livejournal.com]

Hey... your body must be sending signals to mine because I am wanting the very same things!!!! I just LOVE spring and summer :)

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

I saw "You have one new message" on the dashboard and thought "COOL! The intarwebs have found me even here!"

OMG I DID THE SAME THING!!!!!

eh, the guy at jiffy lube where i get the oil done doesn't know how to turn the notification thingy off, as it's ancient swedish seekrit, i guess. i just ignore it.

yes, we gotta to to the reception tomorrow. i must try this 'chicken bog' of which courtney speaks, and give congratulations, and partake in cake. but damn...wer're gonna have to ice you down good if you're gonna spend all morning manning the change box for your mom. you should have brent do it for you. your mom luffs him, anyway. if you end up stranded in the valley, i'll come get you if you decide not to make brent get his stroll on all weekend.
(it's not nice to point, anyway. hmmpfh!)

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Awww. He called and left me the sweetest message at work this afternoon, about how he was all sorry and sad that he was such an abominable ass to be around, and he almost cried. It makes me melt when he almost cries, but I can't help wondering if he's learning to milk his wimpishness somehow. lol

I plan to stay in the back of the garage to collect the monies. For I am still pinkish. We will INDEED go together to Courtney's party, but you may have my share of chicken bog. Even when PAULA says it, it doesn't sound "right".

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

But regarding the "you have a message" thing? We are SO blonde. BOTH of us.

[seroquels.livejournal.com]

I want lots of tomatoes and cucumbers with vinegar and a little salt - and lots of pineapple and oranges and water from a sprinkler. Yeah. That's what I want.

Mmmm that sounds heavenly.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

It was!! Had it at Courtney's wedding. And I think I'm gonna try and have them again this weekend.