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[mynewplace]

 Monday. 

Guess what. 

The air quit yesterday.  The ass lord said "We'll be over today to fix it."

I came in today. 

It's hot. 

The ass lord said "We're coming over tonight."

I'm taking Scarlett to Nancy's. I haven't even had a chance to help her with her homework.  Maybe it's my fault she's doing poorly in school.  We haven't been stable in I don't know how long. 


I'm going to Brent's, to take off all my clothes and watch Dallas play football. And maybe eat ice cream and read "The Street Lawyer" by John Grisham.  WHOM I've slept with! Who I would like to fuck silly. Or just fuck.

Comments

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

Nekid football watching and ice cream eating....I dig it! Now if I could just incorporate that into nekid hockey watching and chip w/dip eating it'd be all good.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I could do that! Either one is good. Luv me some chips n dip. Can take or leave hockey. What I like best about football are the bods. Mmm, tight pants.

[almsthvn.livejournal.com]

thank goodness the temperatures are dropping soon

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

You sound like my landlord. lol

[almsthvn.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkk!
I don't wanna sound like an evil person!
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You just reminded me of this lovely poem performed by Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live.

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by Tyrone Green

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord!

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT!!! I'm gonna have to post it. And send it to Brent. bwaahahahahaaaa

Thankew!

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

NEKKID!!!

O_O

See userpic!

I really need my head, please stop putting those thoughts into my head.

:)

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Yer ev0l. lol

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

No you are.

Flaunting your hawt nekkidness in front of us dorks.

You know our delicate systems can't take it.


:D

bummer.

[fluxi.livejournal.com]

ASS LORDS SUCK.

If Scarlett is doing poorly in school, see if you can draw on some school resouces to help :) I have to SIT on A.J. to get him to do homework. He had the classic complex...highly intelligent and LAZY.

[heart-songs.livejournal.com]

I would hit your library ASAP!!! Your landlord is accountable, and according to Cali law, which I know varies from state to state, their law states....The renter is entitled to recieve the same sort of accomidations that every other renter has and pays the same rent for...that was very summized. In other words, if every other apt has a dead bolt lock, and you as the renter pays the same rent as the other units, you are entitled to a dead bolt lock. If you were rented an apt that included A/C you are entitled to have A/C, and your landlord is required to have the A/C repaired in a timely mannor...other wise you, as the renter, have the right to decuct a portion of the rent that is deamed fair.

Let me give you an example that worked very well for me while I was in Cali. My dishwasher stopped working. Every other unit in the complex had a dishwasher. I had called for months and months to get it fixed, to no avail. Finally, I wrote a professional letter to the complex, stating the renters law, and told them that I would deduct a certain amount of my rent each month. ($100) until the problem was resolved. My husband was upset with me and my letter, not wanting to create any strife with the complex and us. Guess who got a new dishwasher installed the day after I gave them that letter? Not only that, guess whose apt got serviced right away anytime we had a repair that needed to be made.

In Cali, however you have to write them a letter stating your intent, and a time frame when it is expected to be corrected.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

It is an interesting aspect I had not considered, Karri, and I really!!! appreciate you bringing it up. I have always thought he wouldn't let his own kids sit around with no air, so why should I? But nobody else in this building is. I'm just so sick of this. The repair guy doesn't need to be inside my home, yet he still will not come until after I'm there. What BULLSHIT!

Anyway, thanks hon. I'll be sure and include that issue in my argument.