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[mynewplace]

OH! Alright, dammit. lol

More of the random faxness:

1.  I have three stuffed beavers in my possession. Cause I'm a dam girl, yanno.

2.  I finished Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire in 40 hours.  Straight.  I think I slept about four or five of those, and I didn't eat. It was a delicious escape.

3.  I've never kissed a woman.  I DID kiss my stepsister on the cheek once while I was dreaming.  Really freaked her out. Kinda did me too, because in my dream she was my boyfriend. 

4.  I'm about six hours short of being a licensed Pharmacy Technician.

5.  I use ONLY red nail polish on my toes.  I don't wear any on my fingernails.

6.  I like to wear fake tattoos. Especially in the summer.  I've even worn flavored tattoos on my nipples. 

7.  I've ended relationships with men when they revealed that they preferred "other acts" to the actual act of intercourse.  Now I find myself in a relationship with a man like that. I sometimes wonder if this is Karma's way of getting back at me for the rejection of those other men. If so, I'm gonna give Karma a swift kick in the ass if I ever meet her.

Comments

[anita-margarita.livejournal.com]

It's good to have three stuffed beavers in case one wears out. You'd hate to have to run to the store on a rainy night if you discover you're out of stuffed beaver and guests are due at any minute.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Too true. That sawdust filling is quite satisfying. One is a bit more pink than the others - I guess she's fresher.

[leatheryoldbat.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the icon....how very true!

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I can be quite astute in my observations. lol

[leatheryoldbat.livejournal.com]

Often, actually. ;)

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

I have three stuffed beavers in my possession

well, shitfire. loan me one so i can school rich on the difference between and beaver and a groundhog.
if you missed that whole thing, don't ask. if he can't balance it or quantify it somehow, the boy ain't too bright sometimes.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I'll be glad to loan ya any one of 'em. Difference is all in the tail and the residence. You won't see beavers on the side of the road in Kanawha County. THOSE are groundhogs. Beavers live in the water and their tails are broader and flatter.

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

*copies and pastes this into an email for richard*

i TRIED to tell him, then there was this debate about a platypus and i gave up. he makes my brain bleed sometimes.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Then I'll loan you the BIG beaver. You can smack him with her tail when he gets snippy.

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

ha. i could try that. as it is *now*, he gets NO BEAVER when he gets snippy. hehe.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Tell him that's the last pink beaver he'll ever see. lol

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhhhhhh my. i got sumpin for joooo when you get back into town. niiiice. @_@

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Ah. It's hitcha, has it? I've given serious thought to goin' in myself since he's spending too much this payday. Might do that.

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

Flavored fake tattoos on nipples sound like my kind of dress code. :-)

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

LOL!