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when tinsel comes out of the cat's butt.

Bleh!

Found a long piece of green plastic on the floor yesterday. Don't know where it came from, looked like Easter grass, but it obviously wasn't.

So I threw it away. Mistakenly threw it in the bathroom trashcan, which has no lid.

Mitzi will eat ANYTHING.

So this morning I'm makin' icons and Mitzi comes slinkin' out of the kitty bathroom. Then she starts this dance, like she's lost her faculties. I thought she was chasing a bug at first, but she just wouldn't stop! Four steps to the left, chasing her tail. Then four steps to the right, chasing her tail. But her tail was high in the air, and somehow, I knew it wasn't her tail she was chasing. Still thought it was a bug, but turned the light on so she could see what she was doing.

And there it was. Loooooooooooong green plastic, hangin' outta her butt. I got it, but it broke, and by the time I'd washed my hands TWICE, she was doin' the dance again. I got some toilet paper this time, and pulled out two more pieces, much to her disgust and frustration. She HATES being held down, of course.

Nastiest shit on the planet. Smells like chicken salad. (guilty of that indulgence)