Apparently....

[mynewplace]

Apparently, I received my divorce announcement from Steve Martin this morning, and I missed it. 

I know I can be a bit inattentive at times, but to be married to someone I've never met, now that's pretty bloody blind. Where's my settlement money? 

What do you MEAN What am I talking about?????


Dog poop!


If you understand this post, tell me.

Comments

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

Well, I DID have to call the landlord THREE TIMES with the last dog owners. So it's no surprise.

[blue-leaf.livejournal.com]

Don't cha just hate having to do that , when it is just plain common sense to pick up. I can't believe our downstairs neighbors let there area get so messy, because they pay a hell of a lot in rent to live in the condo, why not keep the yard and patio clean?. (luckily we own and pay half as much in mortgage)

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

These idiots lived upstairs, and would let their puppies out to roam alone. So when the puppies pooped on MY porch, the owners didn't even know.