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I am being so good..............

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Look at it lying there. So innocent. So innocuous.

 

Bad Mouse!!

 

My mouse is broken. As a result, I have had an interesting weekend. Because I could not appear online to only a select few, but had to be all or nothing, I have experienced the following:

 

A man who wants to take me to the mall barefoot.  And take pictures of the experience.

 

A man who wants to be my daddy. Online, of course.

 

A man who has made me consider another option besides the jailbird or the drumgod. (hi Steven!)

 

A metalhead from Marietta. (hi Jimi!)

 

A sweet man from NC who might meet me at McDonalds for lunch some day. (hi Chan!)

 

A man - with a little boy inside - who wants to run away from home. (hi sweetie! *wink*)

 

A new photographer who has volunteered his services. (*muah!*)

 

A beautiful local bisexual woman who wants me to come and play with her and her hunky husband. Mmmmmmmm, she’s just  

 ~*GUH!*~

 

And

 

A local, published author with a B.A. in Creative Writing who, upon reading Marburg’s Revenge, is convinced that I should be published.

(under a pseudonym, MAYBE. But with MY name on MY writing? Can anyone say "parental heart attack"?)