Oh, I WILL! Rest assured! And the red leather mini, and the bustier to match and the stilettos, although I can't walk in them. After all, I won't need to walk. I can make Joey carry me everywhere. teeheehee (would likely have to at this point, coedine doing a number on me)
no, i think much like the scot boy-toy, we would kill him. HA! Who am I kidding! He could handle four of each of us. And leave them all unconcious while searching for fresh meat.
God, we're not going to have any time for our scottish harem at this rate! Oh well. I can have them any time. I'll just stick them in a box send them over the pond to you when we get back from Scotland and you can have some fun while I recover.
Oh god, please tame him. He's sitting across from me at the moment on his computer and every five minutes he asks me to flash him, then he grins and carries on typing. It's driving me mad!
OH! He's THERE??? Does he KNOW we're talking about him? Tell him I said *hello, darling* in your deepest voice, and wink at him, then lick - very lasciviously.
Me too. Don't tell anyone but I have to check every time I go past my computer. Even if I've only just checked and there's nothing there. It's a sickness.
Damn! I don't have any sex clothes. Oh well, I'll just go naked. Except for the stilettos of course, I have those. Can't walk in mine either. Reckon he can manage both of us? *points to double-entendre* *snicker*
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