Oh. My. God. This so rocks.

[mynewplace]

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, eat them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are sensless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

EDIT: who wants to come up with a way to let that person know who they are?

Comments

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

*blush* Um, right now?

Truth be told, I'd hop the next plane if I thot you were into fat chicks, and if I had the cash.

Yeah, yeah, I know. You love wimmin. Eh. I require more convincing to do more than give you cyber *fluffy auburn hugs and nibbles on your jaw*

[soul-schism.livejournal.com]

LOL

Yeah, right now.

"Fat chicks" hmmm . . . see I don't look at it that way. I am with a woman right now that I love more than I have words to describe. She is currently trying to lose 100 pounds. My ex-wife, though now my ex, is very overweight. "Jane" is very heavy too. There are only 4 or so women I have been with that were under a size 14.

Do I find heavy women more attractive? No, not really. It boils down to the fact that I do not find heavier women UN-attractive either. I do not have a "common" vision of beauty. I find Fairuza Balk very hot for instance and a lot people do not find her attractive.

I go more on chemistry than anything else. I have been with a woman, while in the Lifestyle, that men would give a right nut for. That doesn't mean I would not be with heavier women afterwards or even at the same party.

LOL

You will see that I am honest if you take the time to go through my posts regarding Lisa.

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I think you're very honest, honey. And I love what I've seen of you so far - so much that it sometimes takes my breath away. I frequently don't comment in your lj, although I read it, because I almost feel like I'm treading holy ground between the two of you. I've seen your pictures of Lisa. She is an amazingly beautiful young woman. I kinda had the feeling that you took the attitude you described above. Even tho I joke about 'fat chicks' it takes a certain type of man to properly appreciate them. I get the impression that you are that type of man, and it makes me like you even more. You bring tears to my eyes and a smile to my face at the same time, which just makes my heart swell up that much more. Granted, I'm bipolar, so moodswing is my middle name, but it doesn't lessen the genuineness of my reaction to you. in fact, the bipolar business just makes my reaction to you that much more earnest and genuine. I feel things very intensely, so my reactions are more 'gut' than some people who are in better control of them. It can be a problem, especially when the nibbling gets out of control, but I yam what I yam! Passionate. Hmm, I think I've stumbled on something here.

[soul-schism.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to let you know that I have known what you look like, from the face at least, from the first time you added me to your friends list. You have your picture on-line associated with something else, (being vague on purpose in case that is not public knowledge), and I like to know who I am talking to. Some people call it psychotic. I call it being well informed and intense. You may call it what you will. All I took note of was your age, location, and the smile on your face.

"I cannot tell you how many times I have been complimented on my lavish figure. ~ Miss Piggy" was pretty cute too.

;)

I assume we are on the same page now?

It would be great to talk to you more. I am off and on line almost constantly. It is how I make a living so call it occupational hazard. I look forward to seeing you there more often.

-Shane

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

I like well-informed and intense men. They make me a little, um, creamy. lol Feel free to add me on Yahoo or MSN if you want to talk. I am trying not to dump my soul on every unsuspecting passerby, but I can promise you will be occasionally overwhelmed with intense cyber-luuuuv.

[soul-schism.livejournal.com]

It is done. I am sui_riu on yahoo chat. Creamy is good. hee hee hee

[soul-schism.livejournal.com]

Hugs rock, BTW, even Cyber-ones.

"Hugs rock, BTW, even Cyber-ones"

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

yeah, especially when they come bursting from the screen at you, and knock over your chair, with lots of kisses and nibbles, and purr-y little suckles on your neck....