YeGADS!!! What a LIFE!
Apr. 30th, 2006 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Okay, so I came to do this:
sugarcoatedbitch911's Daily Virgo Forecast | |||
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Quickie: You can just let go! Today you will find the strength you need to finally move on. | ||
Overview: Why are you so intent on chasing someone who's so clearly bad news, especially when they are clearly a repeat of a pattern from your past? Before you dive into this disaster, examine your motives -- your real motives. | |||
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Daily extended (by Astrology.com) One great thing about you is that, once you get wind of a problem, you start building renewable energy-producing windmills. Yes, you have a knack for turning trouble into an opportunity for better, healthier, more efficient living. And, in addition to the fact that you are awfully cute, this is one of your most awe-inspiring talents. So whatever not-so-great news comes your way, don't forget: You'll figure it out, and it will be even better than before. |
There are a lot of strange connections in the Daily Extended forecast - one of the main articles in this morning's paper was about the windmills in Tucker County. I have ALWAYS wanted to see them! I think they'd be amazing. Then there's the 'awfully cute' reference - which only Gymbo will understand. Somebody told me I was cute last night, while dismissing my disagreement with him. Hisss
Okay, so I come here to make this entry, and get sideswiped by two men, almost at once. The first one? OMG He's got my FULL ATTENTION.
Servant Boy: sorry clicked the wrong screen name, my apologies
Me: damn
Servant Boy: lol...Damn Maam ?
Me: well what woman in her right mind WOULDN'T want a nude male house cleaner? OMG and you're in WV.
Servant Boy: At your service Maam
Me: well you clearly intended to talk with someone else, so i won't keep you, much as i'd like to.
Servant Boy: Yes, I am in WV, was in a WV search when I hit the wrong send IM link. But its OK , I like your profile (had to look) lol
Me: I'm looking pretty hard too, and wondering if you take blow jobs as payment. LOL
Servant Boy: lol...I need nothing in return...just like to be ordered around...like the humility...will do as you ask if you are serious Ma'am. I know we just accidentally met...lol...but I would serve you if you have an interest
Me: are you married? And does she care if you do this?
Servant Boy: Separated right now and she does not know , she thinks I am...and I used to be......very dominant.....but things have changed....lol....obviously
Servant Boy: I am serious, just like the humility...I will clean anything Maam asks..lol. I am very good at domestic and oral servitude Maam, and need nothing in return but the humility
Me: I see. well, I'm delighted beyond words. that DOES sound tempting. TERRIBLY so. but I get awfully horny. I'd probably be very frustrated by the time you left. bossing you around would be a nice way to get rid of some tension I accumulate during the week.
Servant Boy: Yes Maam , I agree....lol
Me: but then there's the whole frustration factor. and i get really mean when i'm sexually frustrated.
Servant Boy: mmmmmmm....dont mind if you mean Maam, lol
Me: but you'd mind if i expected you to fuck me. lol
Servant Boy: It is a very dominant thing...I dont like to do it when I am serving , but if my mouth is not enough for Maam , it might be possible , yes
Me: you don't see sex as a service?
Servant Boy: Intercourse puts me in control as I see it , but I would serve you as you wished Maam
Me: not with a cock ring it doesn't.
Servant Boy: hummm....lol....Maam has had servants before ?
Me: in a manner of speaking. let's just say i've done a lot of research. and the idea has merit. it's something i've been wanting to try in 'real life'.
Servant Boy: Well Maam , I am glad I am a clutz at the computer.....lol....because I would love for you to practice on me. I dont mind to have my cock slapped around and such to remind me who is boss Maam....so sure , I will do as you ask.
Servant Boy: I will worship Maam anywhere she wants
Me: oh there are plenty of places to worship. AFTER the house is clean.
Servant Boy: Yes Maam
Me: I'd like that. I can't believe I'm saying it, but yes. I'd like it.
Servant Boy: I cant believe we just met either Maam , and honestly , I am not so willing off the bat , but when I looked at your profile...well , I dont know , but I would like to serve you
Me: are you serious enough that you're willing to exchange REAL information?
Servant Boy: Yes
This DELICIOUS man WANTS TO COME AND CLEAN MY HOUSE!! AND SERVE ME!! BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA What strikes me as most strange of all in this situation is how willing I am to let this man do my house work and possibly service me physically. You see, I always try to downplay my dominant side, because I don't WANT to be the Dominator in a relationship. And I USE that part of my personality every day, both at work and at home. But it intrigues me. And if he's serious enough to follow through, then I'm going to do it. I hope I don't dissolve into tears halfway through. lolMe: damn
Servant Boy: lol...Damn Maam ?
Me: well what woman in her right mind WOULDN'T want a nude male house cleaner? OMG and you're in WV.
Servant Boy: At your service Maam
Me: well you clearly intended to talk with someone else, so i won't keep you, much as i'd like to.
Servant Boy: Yes, I am in WV, was in a WV search when I hit the wrong send IM link. But its OK , I like your profile (had to look) lol
Me: I'm looking pretty hard too, and wondering if you take blow jobs as payment. LOL
Servant Boy: lol...I need nothing in return...just like to be ordered around...like the humility...will do as you ask if you are serious Ma'am. I know we just accidentally met...lol...but I would serve you if you have an interest
Me: are you married? And does she care if you do this?
Servant Boy: Separated right now and she does not know , she thinks I am...and I used to be......very dominant.....but things have changed....lol....obviously
Servant Boy: I am serious, just like the humility...I will clean anything Maam asks..lol. I am very good at domestic and oral servitude Maam, and need nothing in return but the humility
Me: I see. well, I'm delighted beyond words. that DOES sound tempting. TERRIBLY so. but I get awfully horny. I'd probably be very frustrated by the time you left. bossing you around would be a nice way to get rid of some tension I accumulate during the week.
Servant Boy: Yes Maam , I agree....lol
Me: but then there's the whole frustration factor. and i get really mean when i'm sexually frustrated.
Servant Boy: mmmmmmm....dont mind if you mean Maam, lol
Me: but you'd mind if i expected you to fuck me. lol
Servant Boy: It is a very dominant thing...I dont like to do it when I am serving , but if my mouth is not enough for Maam , it might be possible , yes
Me: you don't see sex as a service?
Servant Boy: Intercourse puts me in control as I see it , but I would serve you as you wished Maam
Me: not with a cock ring it doesn't.
Servant Boy: hummm....lol....Maam has had servants before ?
Me: in a manner of speaking. let's just say i've done a lot of research. and the idea has merit. it's something i've been wanting to try in 'real life'.
Servant Boy: Well Maam , I am glad I am a clutz at the computer.....lol....because I would love for you to practice on me. I dont mind to have my cock slapped around and such to remind me who is boss Maam....so sure , I will do as you ask.
Servant Boy: I will worship Maam anywhere she wants
Me: oh there are plenty of places to worship. AFTER the house is clean.
Servant Boy: Yes Maam
Me: I'd like that. I can't believe I'm saying it, but yes. I'd like it.
Servant Boy: I cant believe we just met either Maam , and honestly , I am not so willing off the bat , but when I looked at your profile...well , I dont know , but I would like to serve you
Me: are you serious enough that you're willing to exchange REAL information?
Servant Boy: Yes
Okay, so the other guy. Well, I've had a lot of issues this week with no one wanting me. I have two tickets to see Unknown Hinson live in Charleston at a local bar. This is the guy who does the voice of Early Cuyler on Squidbillies, a show on Adult Swim. I've never seen the show, but I've known about Unknown for a while now. Brent introduced me to his humor, and one of his office buddies is going to be playing in the opening band. I have two tickets, and no one to go with me. And because Jamie is going to be there, and Brent MIGHT be there, how can I show my face alone? (
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Well, the other guy I talked to today is a local guy. He's on my yahoo group, and thus is ONE of the local guys who couldn't bother to participate in the poll. He talks to me about once every two weeks, saying he's interested in me, wants to meet me, blah blah blah, but doesn't really make any effort, you know? He has my phone number, and doesn't call. He has my email address, and doesn't bother to drop me a line. So he tries to start in this morning on how HE'D like to come and see me, and makes the mistake of telling me "I gotta be honest with ya and Im sorry if this freaks you out but Im jacking off to your pic right now" SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Yeah.
I went off.
Danny, i'm gonna be honest with you in return. The poll, the group, everything is about to be done away with. I'm about to eliminate ALL OF IT - because of this very thing. No one does anything except sit around and jack off at me. That's all I'm good for to anyone on this fucking computer, ESPECIALLY the local men. Most of them can't even bring themselves to talk to me. And here you are, talking to me, and this is what you have to say? Well you might as well just save the fucking pictures, danny. because i don't know how much longer they're going to be online. and you can pretend I'm where ever you want. because that's all you're ever going to see. that's all ANYBODY is ever going to see.
My god. I'm SO fucking sick of it.
If The King And I, with Yul Brynner and Deborah Kerr hadn't been on, I probably would still be ranting. But that movie makes me cry, and I love it very much. Thank God for AMC. lol
Hmmm. I wonder if the forecast was more about moving beyond the pictures?