Monday's Funny

The photos series is titled "Did Phillip Fart???"

Can't help it, I'm a redneck. I laugh at farts and fart jokes.  Apparently Prince Harry does too, which doesn't surprise me as he's got the reputation of being the bolder of the two boys.  Who knew Anne would smile? Much less Charles?

Monday

Such randomness on El Jay today.  

OverheardNYC and anal virginity.  

Media blackouts pending the final Harry Potter book - which sounds like a GREAT idea by the way.  

Oh, and DAAAAAAMN!  Mercury just LEFT retrograde. Has been retrograde since June 15.  That fucks with me, because normally a Mercury retrograde affects my life in a very negative fashion.  But my love life has been going extremely well since about mid-June.  I am now creeping furtively from room to room and officially keeping my head down.  Brent's financial life has been improving since that time, as well.  I HOPE that continues.  I'd better find me some green candles this evening.  Maybe it's time for a burning.

I Forgot - a clever song on video - if you'd like to see it drop me an email.  

A friend had secks with burnt legs this weekend, which sounds really ow.  

I had something sexual I haven't had in a long time, and am adverse to even mentioning it by name here. 
I have no fucking idea why, 
I just am.  
*shrug*  

I love Princes Wills & Harry.  In a sorta weird scary way.

I love to watch documentaries about JFK.  Especially ones about his family's curse, and about his assassination. 

I love to watch History Channel and National Geographic specials about Biblical history and archeology. 

I could not be trusted to be alone in a room with Cesar Millan.   

I am becoming a better cook than I have ever been.  One of the primary reasons is I now have someone who LOVES my cooking and allows me to experiment.  He actually corrected me when I said he "liked my cooking."  "No. LOVE.  El Oh Vee Ee. LOVE your cooking." 

Oh, and another thing I forgot. Remember THIS?  No, you probably don't.  I can't believe it happened over two years ago.  The date from hell part is what you want to see - because I think the guy is working here now. I keep seeing this itty bitty man with black spiky hair and an immaculate appearance in the hallways.  Something doesn't sit right, and at first I thought it was just because he looked smarmy.  Now I think it's because he looks like the guy from the Date from Hell.  He could be, I have no idea. The guy gave me two names, and I don't remember either of them.  Wonder - if I learn the name he's using here, will it ring a bell?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm..........................