BigPig

How is it something can roam the woods in Alabama unscathed until it grows to THIS FUCKING SIZE???  I'm sorry.  That's just wrong.  

I keep hearing luau drums thrumming in my head while Timon sings this song:

Luau! 
If you're hungry for hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! 
A hundred dollar dine, 
a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line. 
Are ya achin'?
Yup Yup Yup
For some bacon?
Yup Yup Yup
He's a big pig 
You can be a big pig too! 
Oi! 

I can't give you the you tube link, cause it's a forbidden site here at work, but I highly recommend you look it up. yup yup yup

Last of the PostSpam, I SWEAR!

I had a cooking-on-t.v.-gasm this weekend...

I wanna be the delicious Anita-filling in this chef-sandwich.  My kinda muffaletta.  
Giada De Laurentiis
 GUY FIERI.

Don't kid yourself. I'm fully aware of my blatant sexual innuendo. 

Not to mention the innuendo implied when using the word "innuendo". 

Dirty jokes make me giggle.