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Stop pickin' on meee!

I get this message over at OkCupid, the matchmaking effort dujour:

Hi. I just wanted to say that you seem cool. In fact, if you were any cooler, I'd let you pee in my mouth just so I could say I tasted it!

I Check the profile, and WTF?

He does not like writing, literature, boring classes, some people’s attitude, stuck up people, ass kissers (although if I have a cute ass, he'd be glad to plant a few kisses on it), bratty kids, slow computers, and that’s all he can think of.

Cool little charts tell me that he's less sex-driven than me, and less loving than me. Under the Children Section, it actually SAYS: "DISLIKES CHILDREN"

Again - WTF?

So I responded " You haven't picked up a book since you got out of college, and I write as a hobby. You dislike children, and I have one. What's gonna connect us?

I did NOT write

Your awesome wang? NOT!

but I wanted to.

NEXT!

Oh, and for those of you 'in the know' - My mood has improved somewhat. Thank you for all your efforts.