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I've just realized that I have less than six months left before I hit 40.

The idea that I may be 40 before I actually get laid again makes my heart try to get out of my chest, and makes tears well up in my eyes.

Does anybody else hear that clock?

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*assumes best Bill Engvall voice* Alright ALRIGHT! I said I'd post it, here's the meme of the week stolen from onesexiladee  and anaudicguy

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