Polyamory, Jealousy, and not-so-pretty things.

I am not polyamorous. There was a time when I thought I could be.

( A well-thought analysis... )

I didn't think I could do this

So I passed over it several times. But then I read one on a friend of a friend, and the first one hit me. The rest came in a flood after that. And they're not ALL about sex! Surprise! Well, I was surprised. lol

TEN THINGS I'VE DONE THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T

1.  Fired an AK-47 on New Years Eve in a downtown neighborhood, with enough accuracy to take a 3 inch diameter limb off of a tree.

2.  Had sex in the back seat of a VW Beetle

3.  Had sex in the front seat of a Porche

4.  Been in a parade in downtown New Orleans.

5.  Had sex about ten yards from the main center of Kings Island amusement park, in the middle of the afternoon.

6.  Posed nude outdoors for a photographer

7.  Given a blowjob inside an Army tank

8.  Been left behind by my tour group in San Francisco's Chinatown and walked 30 blocks back to my hotel alone with no map, just my memory of the walk over. Also managed to have a man detained for following me during said walk because I was 17 at the time.

9.  Had sex on the ground next to a public tennis court.

10.  My first kiss was the beginning of a make-out session in the overhead luggage shelf of a Greyhound Bus - while it was on the interstate and full of my junior high schoolmates. Yes, I was thin, once upon a time.

Cool.