Cuz it made me laugh...

And I recognized myself! I AM THE LEWINSKY VIRUS! LOL

"Some New Viruses"

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on your screen.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with no memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, and then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, and then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted into the floppy drive.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor does not care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy and then discards it through Windows.

Personal Stuff - but isn't it all personal?

I didn't know at the time why I saved this picture. I do now. It was for this post. When I found the icon, and asked dragong to add the text, I still didn't know about this post. But it revealed itself to me Sunday afternoon. And I've been satisfied ever since.

I'm not friends-locking this. I could, and the primary person that I want to see it could still read it. But I have nothing more to hide. So don't let the 'personal' bit fool ya. If you are here, then chances are I know you well enough that I don't mind if you read this. I am going to tuck it behind a cut, because no one needs to come across the entire thing on their friends page.

( All I ever wanted was closure. )