OHMIGOD!

I have so TOTALLY got to do this!  I have been preoccupied with this list since I saw it, and I absolutely MUST DO IT!!!  Keep in mind, I am a TOTAL Fan-Geek, I practically cry over movie people. Pathetic, I know. Also, this is the 28 year old me who would do all this. The current, 38 year old me is far too tired. I ganked it from Satin, who ganked it from aerynalexander....

the who would you sleep with? meme
The rules: Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime; italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money; strikeout the ones you'd never, EVER consider; leave those plain whom you don't know; bold and underline those who you'd drop everything for, right now, and shag regardless of who can see you. Add three of your own. As a disclaimer, any underagers I've bolded or italisized would be of legal age when said shagging would take place. Any fictional characters would be real. Not a role-playing game. Or whatnot. :p One problem with these rules, there's no 'maybe'. So for me, maybe's have an asterisk.

1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps --although I'd prefer to do Fred & George, esp. at once. They think as one, where as JOP are far to independent minded.
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy -- and I'd spank him until he liked it, too!
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles -- as in Brad's Achilles? Probably, but I'd have to be well paid
11.Colin Farrell*
12. Daniel Radcliffe - are you kidding? *drool*
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood - hooo!
15.Dominic Monaghan - and again with the 'hoooo!'
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman - esp. out of that damned Snape wig - he has the sexiest gray streaks
18. Jason Isaacs - Baby, just show up
19. Lucius Malfoy - only if he's really, REALLY bad
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word)
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp - if only to make my girlfriends jealous!
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) - homey don't do critters
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39.Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Keifer Sutherland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban*
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah (Frodo’s scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom
69. Brad Pitt - much coinage must be involved - because he HAS much coinage
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones
83. Harry Potter - on the streets of freakin' muggle London, no less!
84. Macauley Culkin - the new and improved version, no question
84. Naomi Watts
85.Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra - definitely a hot little babe
87. Colin Firth
88. Hugh Grant
89. Renee Zellweger
90. Miranda Otto
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman
95. Brendan Frasier
96. Ron Weasley
97. Anthony Perkins
98. David Beckham
99. Jon Stewart
100. Janeane Garofalo
101. Alfonso Cuaron
102. Mary Kate Olsen
103. Ashley Olsen puhleeze people!
104. Lori Laughlin
105. Michael Vartan (Vaughn in Alias)
106. Bradley Cooper (Will on Alias)
107. Travis Fimmel
108. Bellatrix Lestrange
109. Genevieve Gaunt (Pansy in PoA)
110. Peter Pan (Jeremy Sumpter)
111. Westly (from The Princess Bride)
112. Eliza Dushku
113. Taylor Hanson
114. Geoffrey Rush
115. John Corbett
116. Kenneth Branagh - holy frijoles!
117. Remus Lupin
118. Sirius Black
119. Hugo Weaving
120. Pete Steele (Type O Negative) - And I would weep with gratitude throughout the entire thing!
121.Fred & George Weasley - oh holy shite yeah! repeatedly and with much vigor
122. Mr. Anonymous from SatinValkyrie's Live Journal *drools*
123. Sean Biggerstaff MUST know where the name comes from

My latest fanfic

I couldn't seem to work on Ginny/Seamus because this kept getting in the way, so I'm putting it here to see what ya'll think. I've received permission to use the image from the artist, KateMac. Who is fan-fucking-tastic, by the way.  This is a bit of a different direction for me, see if you can tell why.

( Centerfold (songfic inspired by J. Geils Band) Warning - sex!! whoo hoo! )