mynewplace: (Ew)
mynewplace ([personal profile] mynewplace) wrote2012-01-12 09:56 am

COMPOUND

A Compound which clings to any damp surface
which disintegrates upon contact with moisture


WHO DECIDED this was a good idea for toilet paper?

WHO???

I want names. I want addresses.  I want round trip tickets to their home towns.

[identity profile] retro-rider55.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mr. R. Swipe...

I don't know why they did this. Kleenex Man Size Tissues were the best, soft, strong & like Capn' Crunch did get soggy when wet. Sorry to have ruined breakfast forvever for you...

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bwaahahaa! Breakfast definitely not ruined.

[identity profile] retro-rider55.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
- meant to say " - did NOT get soggy when wet..."