mynewplace: (Ew)
mynewplace ([personal profile] mynewplace) wrote2012-01-12 09:56 am

COMPOUND

A Compound which clings to any damp surface
which disintegrates upon contact with moisture


WHO DECIDED this was a good idea for toilet paper?

WHO???

I want names. I want addresses.  I want round trip tickets to their home towns.

[identity profile] lapidus-93.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, TMI, LOL

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
TOOOOOOO BAD. I've had it. I'm DONE with this crappaper.

Okay.

Never mind.

[identity profile] lapidus-93.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
but I know what you are talking about...

[identity profile] anita-margarita.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just mail them the results.

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YES. That's brilliant.

[identity profile] retro-rider55.livejournal.com 2012-01-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mr. R. Swipe...

I don't know why they did this. Kleenex Man Size Tissues were the best, soft, strong & like Capn' Crunch did get soggy when wet. Sorry to have ruined breakfast forvever for you...

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bwaahahaa! Breakfast definitely not ruined.

[identity profile] retro-rider55.livejournal.com 2012-01-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
- meant to say " - did NOT get soggy when wet..."