mynewplace | I have been to the mountain....

AND I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD.

AND GOD IS SWEDISH.

Oh.
My.
God.

We were there when they opened the doors at ten this morning.

We sat at Steak & Shake at 1:00 p.m.
waiting for a waitress to notice us
and as I looked into the faces
of my mother and my child
I realized...

we had just endured quite possibly the most traumatic experience of our lives.

I swear to you, they looked like they'd just seen a tornado.

And the tornado was red, and black, and silver and white
with purple
and green
and strange floral prints.

At least I think they were floral.

My mother will NEVER set foot in another IKEA.

EVER.

Personally?

I can't wait to go back.

Ohmygod.

By the by. I have SHITLOADS to tell you people. But my daughter is still washing IKEA out of her hair, and I need to get her out of the shower. It's been 30 minutes already.

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and hmm...if god is swedish, i wonder if she's hot and tall and blonde with blue eyes....or if she speed skates, bench presses 340 lbs, and doesn't believe in shaving her pits... hmm.

I'd be willing to put money on the hot part. lol By the way - I laughed til I couldn't speak at your costume fiasco last night!! I can't WAIT to read it to Brent.

are you kidding?! i can't let another woman suffer....i left it public.

OMG. Once the arm went into the crotch, I was LOST. "Can't breathe!"

I have been to the mountain....

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he can just go look if he wants.

Re: he can just go look if he wants.