mynewplace: (buddychrist)
mynewplace ([personal profile] mynewplace) wrote2007-04-10 12:36 pm
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Poetry Entry for April 10, 2007

Stop telling me
Jesus wants me
to forward this email
To prove I love Him. 

No he doesn't. 

He told me so. 

You see I talk to Him every day.
All day long, in fact.
I don't kneel and pray in the morning
Jesus and I have a conversation
that has run through my head
Since about 1981. 

In fact, He told me
Just yesterday
that if you don't stop sending those emails
He's going to SMITE you. 

Just kidding.
He said nothing of the sort.
But when I get one of those emails
He DOES tell me
"Love her. She's filled with
enthusiasm - and she loves you.
This is her way of showing it.
So love her back."

And I ask Him
"Is it okay if I love her back in my way?"

And he says "Sure. As if you need to ask."

See? That's why I love Him.
Well, that and the whole redemption business.

[identity profile] anita-margarita.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And flags and a cross because God is American.

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
HE IS! Haven't you heard? He's a BUSH!

[identity profile] almsthvn.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Will you two stop making me spew my soft drinks on my screen!?

[identity profile] sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Bwaahahahahahaa