Apparently....

[mynewplace]

Apparently, I received my divorce announcement from Steve Martin this morning, and I missed it. 

I know I can be a bit inattentive at times, but to be married to someone I've never met, now that's pretty bloody blind. Where's my settlement money? 

What do you MEAN What am I talking about?????


Dog poop!


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Comments

[retro-rider55.livejournal.com]

I still think the banjo might have saved Nixon...

[sapphirescarlet.livejournal.com]

You CAN'T be sad with a banjo!