I fucking hate LJ. I have edited this post six fucking times, and the link still will not work properly. I want to kick Frank's fucking ass. The link button on my entry page has NEVER worked properly, and no matter how I coax it or what I say to it or in what language I speak, the fucker NEVER works properly. Fuck it. This is a fucking great story. Go. Read. Ignore me please while I rant.