Oh God, me too now. I am soooo going to have a joint as soon as the monster-child is in bed. You get so aware of every part of your body. Sometimes I can even feel my eyelids on my eyeballs when I blink. If you get naked you could come just from feeling the air on your skin. It's almost like you can think yourself to an orgasm.

God, I'm just realising my honorary little sister might be reading this. Arrgh! Look away, Joyful! You did NOT just read that, alright? Remember the pact?